Saturday, 15 March 2014

Funny Facts of life.

Funny Facts of life..Read & Share

Source: Natural Life .US
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item 
that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never 
worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. 
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her 
at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men – but married men are a lot more 
willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes – there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow 
deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after 
that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman – 
before marriage & after marriage.

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